
So here I am sitting in class next to my good friend Christian... and have decided to write a post in his honor. I would like for you to take the time out of your day and really pay tribute to this remarkable man(boy). I'm not sure how to begin paying compliments to this wonderful creature... but find in times of struggle... lists always work just fine.
So here's to you Christian, a list of your greatest character traits and accomplishments:
1) Your arms are almost as big as Sebastian's
2) Your intelligence is almost as great as Jenny's
3) Your style is almost good enough to be in a magazine
4) The bowl of cereal you made me one time was almost good enough to eat
5) You are almost worthy of your sambo Josefin
6) You are almost as funny as Johanna
7) You almost always pronounce China correctly
8) You almost eat as much a baby hippo
9) You almost always win at beer pong (but only when we are partners)!
10) You almost always choose movies that are better than "A Serious Man"
But in all seriousness, Christian I pay this tribute to you, because of all the people I could have been stuck (or had the pleasure) sitting next to during this 5 hour snooze fest of presentations, I would want it to be you!!
Now let's invite George Constanza, the guy that got hit by the ugly stick, and the really not cool girl to lunch at Vanilji and call it a day!!!!
What a beautiful post to Christian!
ReplyDeletebtw, I want one too! ;)
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